Tuesday 22 January 2013

Hot Lesbians


Outside the local shop the following conversation ensued during barely-wanted eavesdropping:

“When we was passing town at the bus shelter, uhh, the other night,” said the baseball cap clad teenager.

“After Adam’s, was that?” Replied the second overgrown mass sitting on a child’s bicycle.

“….yeh, and there was these two men…. hugging!” replied the first.

“Hugging? That’s well gay, innit,” said the second.

 “Not natural them gays,” the teenager concurred. 

“I don’t mind those lessies though,” replied the second thoughtfully.

 “I love a lesbian, especially two for my cock,” both laughed in unison at the suggestion.

Business tends to market around the parameters of social acceptability of what sells.  Lesbian erotica has been tapped terrifically into the mainstream over the past decade; From the infamous Britney-Madonna smooches, to ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’, and ‘The L Word’.  Katie Perry’s ‘I Kissed a Girl’ became globally the largest selling single in 2008 selling 5 million copies.  It is difficult to envision the same merchandising effect if Robert Patterson staged a passionate kiss with Tom Cruise at the Golden Globes, although negative furore would furiously be invoked.  Undoubtedly lesbian relationships, at least those involving beautiful women, have become more favourable amongst modern society.

Heterosexual attitudes towards gay men and lesbians have also broadly shown to favour lesbians in national RDD surveys; 92% believed that a female-female relationship can be committed and loving, but only 71% believed male-male ones could be.  47.1% believed that lesbian couples should be allowed adoption rights, but only 33.3% for gay male couples.  The difference is quite horrifying when it is not an orientation issue but an individual one.

The U.S Department of Justice statistics in 2008 concluded that there were 9,691 victims of hate crimes in the United States reported to law enforcement agencies.  Analysis shows that involving sexuality:  57.5% were victims of an offender’s anti-male homosexual bias, whilst 11.6%were victims because of an anti-female homosexual bias.  It is noteworthy that this is only the reported surface.  To delve into the unreported: The Kaiser Family foundation carried out surveys in 2012, and found that gay men were much more likely to be the target of discrimination, men reported 82% compared to lesbians 62%.

This unequal bias is not restricted to ‘The West’.  Since the Iranian Revolution in 1979, there have been over 4000 executions involving homosexuality, and none are known to be female.  Iranian judges can invoke ‘prior knowledge’ where legal loopholes allow criminal convictions on the basis of little or no evidence.  Homosexuality suffers large levels of state-sponsored funding in Africa, and is still outlawed in 38 Africa countries.  Many convictions lead to lengthy prison sentences, and in some countries (Nigeria particularly) the death penalty.  Other countries, such as Ghana, Sierra Leone, Kenya, Mauritius, Seychelles, Lesotho, Malawi, Swaziland, Zimbabwe are either unclear on lesbian relationships or deliberately omit it from the penal code.  Although there are no official statistics available for Africa, the obvious conclusion is that it is men that generally suffer the brunt of state-discrimination.  

Why is there such a world-wide contrasting perception on this issue?

Naturally, it would be wrong to assume that lesbians always get an easier time on the abuse barometer than gay man. The deep-seated misconception of lascivious women innately needing a man for satisfaction (even with their orientation defies it) may be marketable in the West.  However, it has sprouted a uniquely female crime.  Ndumie Funda started a petition in 2011 to lobby the South African government to fight ‘corrective rapes’ on women.  This is a terminology that describes a heinous crime 520 women report suffering yearly in South Africa, one of the few African countries that liberalises homosexuality, often involving gang rape, on a women to ‘correct’ her. 

It is easy to conclude that because men are more sexually mobile cartoonish fantasies involving multiple female partners at once is of great interest.  Also the inaccurate image of all gay men as flamboyantly feminine mortifies the masculinity of some straight men (despite it being possible to adhere to masculine gender roles and be gay).  These stereotypes likely hold some degree of truth, but it is not an acceptable shut-shop settlement. 

The dictator Mugabe once described homosexuality as a foreign import describing them as "worse than dogs and pigs" and “un-African”.  On dissection this view ignores the history of homosexuality; human experiences are not time nor place confined.  It is probable that humanity originated in Africa, and that first homosexual relationship didn’t come long after this event in same area.  Homosexuality is equally spread from East to West, through black and white, and from believer and nonbeliever.  Much of the hard ‘anti-gay’ brigade, despite gay-rights also being exported from such countries now, stems from western countries that were adhering to archaic Abrahamic values.  Christian missionaries indoctrinated communities throughout the world by exposure to the Holy Scriptures (although Islam is now becoming rampant in those countries presently overwriting any recent progress with the same medieval manacles). 

Homosexuality has a colourful history and expression stretching from classical antiquity.  In ancient Greece mature older men acceptably indulged into intercrural relationships with younger men whilst coinciding in a traditional marital marriage.  It was celebrated in art and literature in China throughout the Song, Ming and Qing dynasties stretching over a thousand years without prejudice.  In Papua New Guinea, some tribes believed homosexuality to be an integral part of culture and viewed heterosexuality as sinful but necessary.  Despite Islam and Christianity persecuting homosexuals it has been wild and widespread but wordless.  

Relationships involving women with the same sex does not have this historical depth or at least the limelight.  Femininity is not whittled by same-sex affection. This is not to say such relationships and suffering did not happen, but was not overtly recognised on the radar.  Even within the passages of Leviticus 18:22 the emphasis is on men. This lack of emphasis (or omission) could be from scriptural piety and importantly the lack of anal penetration perceived in lesbian relationships.  Either way it has not been taken as seriously and the greater punishment is on the man. Indeed, women in many societies have been sexual subordinates and the rise such open expression is a modern phenomenon.  Men with men is on our perverse minds.  However, the lighter attitude towards lesbians now that is invoked to attention has trivialised it as a playful and sexy ratings booster.

The parallel paths of both same-sex relationships fork to the same cessation; clone organs promenaded to zero productivity.  Ultimately it is unwise to stipulate that either of these relationships are disadvantageous in fulfilment compared to their heterosexual counterparts and to argue so is ignoring historical occurrences again and again regardless of current societal values. 

 Anyway, I decided to rewrite Katie Perry’s song. I await the day this becomes number one. Meanwhile, we can laugh at our hypocrisy.  

I kissed a boy and I liked it (Katie Perry Remix)

This was never the way I planned,

 Not my intention.

 I got so brave, dick in hand,

 Lost my discretion.

 It's not what, I'm used to.

 Just wanna try pink on.

 I'm curious for you,

 Caught my attention.


I kissed a boy and I liked it

 The taste of his cherry chapstick

 I kissed a boy just to try it

 I hope my daddy don’t mind it

 It felt so wrong.

 It felt so right.

 Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

 I kissed a boy and I liked it,

 I liked it.


No, I don't even know your name,

AIDS don’t matter.

You're my experimental game,

 Just human nature.

It's not what,

Good priests do,

 But it’s how they like to behave.

 My head gets so confused,

 Hard to obey.


I kissed a boy and I liked it.

 The taste of his cherry chap stick.

 I kissed a boy just to try it.

 I hope my daddy don't mind it.

 It felt so wrong.

 It felt so right.

 Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

 I kissed a boy and I liked it,

 I liked it.


Us boys we are so magical.

 Soft touch, six packs, so kissable

 Hard to resist so touchable.

 Too good to deny it.

 Ain't no big deal, it's natural.


I kissed a boy and I liked it.

 The taste of his cherry chap stick.

 I kissed a boy just to try it.

 I hope my daddy don't mind it.

 It felt so wrong,

 It felt so right.

 Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

 I kissed a boy and I liked it

 I liked it.

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